I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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