Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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