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do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
And then my night got REAL pukey
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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