i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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