4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
my poor anus
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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