I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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