Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I will pee on everything he values.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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