WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
