we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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