I got chris browned last night
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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