And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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