We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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