Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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