No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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