And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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