I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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