go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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