your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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