So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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