He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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