Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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