No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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