I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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