I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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