Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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