Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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