yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
You've changed since you got that strap on
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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