I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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