He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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