Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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