i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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