Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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