Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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