when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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