But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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