So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
