Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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