dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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