So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
