I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
So squirting runs in the family.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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