i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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