so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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