Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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