is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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