READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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