How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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