and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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