I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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