I am spending my child support on dildos
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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