I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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