i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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