If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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